You Can't Get There From Here
by Pat Cook

Winner of Silicon Valley Small Venue Theatre Awards
Standout Comedy Production

The Mavis Garner Bed and Breakfast is not the sort of place you'd find on a freeway or even a map. That's because they get most of the customers from cars disabled when they hit the pothole on Main Street. Scandal-sheet reporter Arthur Lyman decides to do an expose on the pothole "scam" and checks into the bed and breakfast. During his stay he's fined eight times, dragged across town by the local watchdog and fired from his job. What else could he do but fall in love with one of the proprietors! When his boss shows up and takes over the story, he's treated to scenes from Shakespeare, slipshod seances and a witch who can't keep her hexes straight.

Featuring: As:
Helena G. Clarkson Liz
Carolyn Ford Compton Myrtle
Tonya Duncan Ann
Ian Douglas Arthur
Amy Wright Queenie
Elizabeth Lawrence Dolores Van Damm
Steve Corelis Horace
Cindy Powell Director
George Doeltz Producer
Sara Doeltz Stage Manager
Amy Conners Costumer

Triton Museum - Hall Pavilion
Warburton & Don, Santa Clara
May 15, 22, 23, 29, 30, June 4, 5, 6, 2015 at 8pm
May 17, 24, 31 at 2:30 pm

Champagne opening- $18
Other performances - $16
Senior and student discounts available
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