Written by Jack Sharkey
| Thanks to an idiotic childhood promise, Presidential candidate Andrew
Wright is engaged to Bertha Desiree Sprock - a lady as lovely as her name.
His unscrupulous campaign manager convinces Bertha she is the target of
assassins and he cajoles Veronica Parkhurst, an absolute doll, to stand
in for Bertha at the convention. Veronica so captivates the delegates
that they want her as Andrew’s running mate - and Andrew and Veronica
fall in love. Will Bertha spill the beans and destroy Andrew’s career
if he doesn’t marry her? What is the codeword that causes the Secret
Service to blast anyone who leaves the suite? Why would the Queen of England
audition for the Dallas cheerleaders? Where do you find a hotel chef who
can provide hemlock? This is one of the most hyperactive political satires
ever to romp across a stage. |
| Featuring: | As: |
| Jerry Hitchcock |
Andrew Wright |
| Steve Lewis | Chuck Macklin |
| Alisyn Gularte | Smitty |
| Liberty Elgart | Mitzi |
| Cris Mack | Bertha Sprock |
| Mary Webb | Ronny |
| Larry Barrott | Elwood Goodbody |
| Susannah Greenwood | Director |
| Kamilla Khaydarov | Stage Manager |
| George Doeltz | Producer |